July 14, 2004

BUMMER, NO!

kristen does a REALLY funny impression of the dyke-ish (no offense, anyone) girl next door. this girl is so much like a guy, you probably would think she was a guy with a slightly high-pitched voice if you couldn't see her boobs. anyway, kristen and i left the house and saw the movers who are moving out the crap of these girls next door. (yes, they are FINALLY moving) and we just started laughing all googly-eyed, like giddy teenaged girls who just saw the football quarterback with no shirt on. it was funny. and kristen said something like, "this is the best thing that could possibly be happening right now." and then she goes, "BUMMER! BUMMER, NO!" in the deep man-woman, scratchy voice of the girl next door. (Bummer is the name of their dog, and she is frequently yelling at Bummer to not do whatever it is that he is doing, such as bark.) it was hilarious. we're walking down the street and she's shouting BUMMER NO in this disgusting, deep, white-trash voice. we were just sick with laughter. the evil kind of laughter that involves making fun of someone you don't like. that is the best kind. HAHAHAHR.

blueavenue at 10:23 p.m.

previous | next