July 16, 2003

because Dr. Laura said so!

last night i was talking to my parents when my dad said, if something happens to me before i retire (i.e. death) don't worry. i've got some insurance, so you'll be taken care of. great. i feel so much better now. ugh. anyway. just wanted to point out that even though i don't think that 15 year olds should jump on the promiscuity bandwagon and start poppin' out babies, i also do not advise waiting till you're over 40 to have kids. because when your kid is in her twenties and you're in your sixties and have ailments such as heart conditions, you'll be wanting to stick around much longer for things like her children and what have you, and your child will also be wanting such. perfect age for having children: i'd say between 25-32. this obviously depends on when you get married. wait at least a few years after marriaging to start producing your progeny. before you start progenating. (my words are better than the real ones, no?) that way you'll be used to married life, more responsible, less selfish, etc. eh? eh? am i right? eh? i can't tell you how many times my dad has told me not to marry till i'm at least 30. Dr. Laura says no one should get married till they're at least 30. this is his reasoning. really? i ask. well in that case!

blueavenue at 4:36 a.m.

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